This is for Elementary PE teachers everywhere:

Here's a game where no one loses--footsies. Seriously, folks. Have you ever heard someone say, "I was playing footsies the other day, but I lost pretty bad." ??? No, of course not! Everyone wins! So, that makes it a great candidate for Elementary PE. Everyone can participate, and no one loses. Of course, to keep it modest, the girls would need to wear long pants so their ankles remain covered. Clearly. And before begininng, everyone could do toe-curls or something to warm up.

This post makes me feel uncomfortable. I mean, are you imagining it? Do you see the little kids lined up playing footsies? That's just wrong.

But it makes me laugh. Is that bad?