Friday, April 17, 2009

Travelogue: Fast Food

Intrigued by the unique name and ubiquitous presence of the Whataburger chain here in Texas, Libby and I decided to favor it with our business this evening for dinner. Approaching the counter, a young woman, probably in high school or recently graduated from it, asked us for our orders. Libby asked for a Whataburger. With cheese? Yes, please. No problems, we're like old pros. After her, I asked for a number five. The conversation that followed is recorded below as accurately as I can remember it:

Young woman: All the way?

Me: What?

The young woman's face clouds - she's bewildered. I decide to come to the rescue.

Me: I'm sorry, I don't know what that means.

Young woman (relieved but still confused): Do you want everything on it?

Me: Oh, yes, sure. I'm sorry, but this is our first time in a Whataburger.

Young woman: (incredulous) Really?

Me: Yeah, we're from California and we don't have them there.

Young woman: (energetic and excited) Really? You're from California? That's awesome! I want to go there.

Me: Yes, it's very nice.

Then she gave us our receipt and we filled our drinks and sat down.

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