http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/news/world/7968114.htm

I really should make this a hyperlink, but I'm just that lazy that I'm not going to. I haven't done that with any of my posts, and by golly, I'm not planning on starting all over again now.

This is cool, though. Although I think the achievement is somewhat empty because it doesn't sound like any one person can claim to have read the entire corpus of Shakespeare's works in that one night. But perhaps that's my horrible individualism showing. Perhaps the community's achievement is really something special. I suppose it would be impossible to read all of Shakespeare in one night if you were going to have every person hear every piece of work that he wrote.

I wonder if they read them really quickly, too. Did they slur their words? Did they enunciate? The world will never know.

In conclusion: Shut up, kid!