Staplers!

Staplers are a wondrous invention of the Civilized World, designed to organize and collect our lives into handy manageable stacks.

One can call these inventions any number of things, but one of the best things to call them is "click-clicks." Why? Because that's what they sound like when you use them, which is onomatopeia. Murmur is another good word that's onomatopeiac. My girlfriend has introduced me to this innovative presentation of the concept of Stapler with her poetic genius.

My girlfriend is a Stapler Goddess. She dwells on Olympus in the mailroom. Her favorite staplers are small. That way they are cute and handy. These staplers are therefore the most blessed of all, as she pays them special attention. She is a good goddess, unlike all those other amoral Greek deities. We're all lucky to have her looking out for our office supplies.

All Hail Queen Libby! Majestic Goddess of the Click-Click! Beauty weilding staples of healing and comfort!

The Prophet of the Goddess speaks, there is a revelation. "Keep clicking on."

The revelation is over. Go back to your meaningless lives.