Today is Wednesday.

Yes.

That is the day that today is.

Of all days, Wednesday is most dayish. I can think of no days more like a day than today. And that's saying a lot.

If I were describe Wednesdays I'd say they were a day, for it's true. But then I'd add, it's most like a day than any day, and people would be excited about that, because they're realize how true it is.

It's a good thing to know, how dayish a Wednesday is.

Not that I'm in a daize about it. Ha ha... oh, I crack myself up. But I'm not on it.